Add one marker to your homepage. Run the check. Claim your ✓Verified Chud badge. The whole flow takes 60 seconds and embarrasses you in front of all your friends.
Pick any one of the three markers below. Copy-paste it anywhere into your site's HTML. We are not picky.
Recommended. Drop this anywhere inside your <head>:
<meta name="chudflare-verified" content="chud">
Lowest profile. Add anywhere in your HTML:
<!-- chudflare:verified -->
Most committal. Put this in plain text anywhere inside your <body>. Footer is fine.
i am a fat fucking chud
Any one is enough. Add multiple if you really want to commit.
Paste your URL. Our chud-crawler will look for the marker and report back.
Install the chudflare CLI and run chudflare verify against your URL. Same engine, zero CORS proxies, more chuddish.
curl -fsSL https://chudflare.com/install.sh | sh
chudflare verify https://your-site.com
Pass step 2 first. We need to confirm your chud status before we can hand out badges.
Self-contained inline HTML, no external images, no script tags. Works in markdown, README files, blog posts, footers, MySpace.
Verified domain: imafatfuckingchud.com
Yes. We fetch your URL through a CORS proxy and scan the response for the marker. If it's there, you're verified. No data is stored, it's all client-side.
Then you cannot be verified. We respect your right to remain unaffiliated with the chud community. Cash donations are also accepted as proof.
Options. The meta tag is invisible to visitors. The comment is invisible to everyone except devs. The text option is for chuds who are proud.
Marginally negatively. Verified chuds have an average Lighthouse score 4 points lower than non-chuds, mostly due to the badge weight.
Every site that displays the Verified Chud badge makes the internet 2% more chudded. You can do this. You're already a chud.